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Do not think me gentle because I speak in praise of gentleness, or elegant because I honour the grace that keeps this world. I am a [wo]man crude as any, gross of speech, intolerant, stubborn, angry, full of fits and furies. That I may have spoken well at times, is not natural. A wonder is what it is. (Wendell Berry)
Welcome to my brain.
I am like a giant beehive.
This blog is like the entrance into that beehive. There will be bees swarming around, trying to sting you in the face. It might hurt. I might have to bandage your wounds that I inflict upon you, but buck up little sissy, inside this beehive there are thoughts- like the sweet nectar we call honey. I like to call it "sweet nectar" though because it's cooler and more poetic. So back to the nectar. My brain-nectar has been formed into words and put on this blog. This introduction itself is brain nectar. I hope you like it. I hope you can put it on your oatmeal or in your tea. Metaphorically. ?.
This blog is like the entrance into that beehive. There will be bees swarming around, trying to sting you in the face. It might hurt. I might have to bandage your wounds that I inflict upon you, but buck up little sissy, inside this beehive there are thoughts- like the sweet nectar we call honey. I like to call it "sweet nectar" though because it's cooler and more poetic. So back to the nectar. My brain-nectar has been formed into words and put on this blog. This introduction itself is brain nectar. I hope you like it. I hope you can put it on your oatmeal or in your tea. Metaphorically. ?.
Blogs I frequent
- Amy Swac's Blog
- Ben's Blog
- Dwight Schrute's Blog
- Hannah's Blog
- He Said She Said, A Cady Blog
- Heather's Blog
- Incredible Recipes
- John Carlson's Blog
- Kelly Crull's Blog
- Kelly Wills' Website
- Marianna's Blog
- News and Important Grownup Content
- Paul J's Blog
- PostSecret
- Radical Womanhood
- The Boundless Blog
- The Challies Blog
- The Vaughan Collective
- Troy's Blog
3 comments:
i'm speechless. you should win an emmy. or an oscar. or a tony.
That was a-ma-zing. I'm anxiously waiting for episode 2 of the Victoria Stembokas Talkshow. DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE!
i just have two words: like mother like daughter. ok, so that's four, but it wouldn't be funny if i had actually said, 'ok, i have four words for you.' no, i didn't think so. but i will say this: please don't die after eating the green strawberry!
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