Do not think me gentle because I speak in praise of gentleness, or elegant because I honour the grace that keeps this world. I am a [wo]man crude as any, gross of speech, intolerant, stubborn, angry, full of fits and furies. That I may have spoken well at times, is not natural. A wonder is what it is. (Wendell Berry)

Thursday, July 27, 2006

cereal

this morning while i was eating cereal, i sneezed.

it was gross.

has that ever happened to you?

it is gross.

Question Of The Day
where/when is the worst place/time to sneeze?

Saturday, July 15, 2006

only to make kelly happy

Dear Fans,

Sorry I haven't written in more than a fortnight. It isn't because my love for you has waned in any measure, instead, it is caused by the same genre of sickness that inferms pupils in their fourth year of highschool, senioritis. Now, my ailment is not senioritis, but it is, alas, as I earlier mentioned, of the same genre of sickness.

I've gotten lazy because it's my freakin' summer vacation.

Oh! I have forgotten myself! Where are my manners?

I have become enlazethed due to my freakING summer vacation.

Anyways, I decided the laziness must cease immediately because I only have like a month left of sweet freedom. I still have to read Don Quixote, go to Junior High summer camp (next week) and do a slew of other chorish boring burdens.

SO. Without further adieu, non-laziness. An almost haste-like state, if you will.

With highest regurds,

Victoria stembokas

ps. the new superman is a hunk.
pps. don't expect a post for a week- I'll be at camp. or will I?

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Just keep waiting for me...

I changed the look of my blog because
1. the template was called "Son of Moto"
2. I'm bored, but have nothing useful or "of note" about which to blog.
3. if Amy S. hasn't been eating because of me not posting like kelly says, I don't want her to die. which should happen any day now.
4. again, "son of moto" is funny.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

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