Do not think me gentle because I speak in praise of gentleness, or elegant because I honour the grace that keeps this world. I am a [wo]man crude as any, gross of speech, intolerant, stubborn, angry, full of fits and furies. That I may have spoken well at times, is not natural. A wonder is what it is. (Wendell Berry)

Sunday, December 03, 2006

How can I make snow orange?

I don't normally look at my own blog but today, since no one I know has really updated lately *amy* I decided to look at my own to see if I had updated (I hadn't) and I noticed that the green color on my blog was quite boogery. So I have found a less boogery color. Black- except sometimes when it gets polluted in Madrid...

Anyways, I'm approaching the last week of school and can feel the loomingness of all of the work that I've procrastinated on. I'm going home for Christmas though- which is exciting. I am NOT excited though about the fact that it doesn't snow in North Carolina. This is very upsetting for me. Everyone have pity. The midwest just got dumped on and Madrid doesn't get snow so I feel like everyone in the WORLD is having FUN except for ME. My favorite color is still orange.

I think the coolest thing of all time is if it would snow orange snow. HOW FREAKING COOL WOULD THAT BE? I'm gonna make a gingerbread house with orange snow when I get home and then maybe put up a picture. Or something. I dont really know. So. I read Don Quijote this semester almost in its entirety (I still have about 60 pages, but out of 900- I think that counts as done.) I think I'm going to encode some hidden message in this post. If you can find it, Cheers to you and you get a thousand points. It'll be difficult, but I just watched the new James Bond last night so I feel like someone will be able to figure it out.

Here's a riddle to help you get started.
1. There are 24 letters in a phrase of 6 words but if you use a hyphen, there are only 5 words.
2. Word one: fourth word of post backwards.
3. My old roomate starts an anagram of the second word.
4. One Jewish talent equals X pounds. The Xth word in the post is the third word.
5. fourth word: rhymes with stake and begins with the letter of one of the places I mention.
6. I use the fifth word five times in this blog.
7. the sixth word is scrambled together with another irrelevant word that hasn't been used in my post.
The scramble is: ADEEGNOOPRRW
To make things easier, the irrelevant word begins with a P and ends with an R.

Good luck double 0's. The first person to figure out my riddle will be called double 0 by me for at least a week. and that will make anyone cooler.

2 comments:

Amy S. said...

I'm pretty sure your riddle says, "Amy is the coolest person I know and I'm gonna stop buggin' her about posting on her blog because I know she has been wicked busy and I know that if I don't stop trippin' Amy'll kick my booty despite the fact that I think I can beat her, because I know deep down that I can't." That's right, hand over the 00 status.

Marianna said...

Kool-Aid can make snow orange!! I am a freaking genius! (Not to mention a double 0...) You can all send me money now.